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June 2008

June 20: PIER 39*
                   San Francisco, CA
                   2:30, 3:45 and 5:00pm

June 21: PIER 39*
                  San Francisco, CA
                  12 Noon, 1:15, and 2:30 pm

* All Pier 39 shows are subject to last minute changes due to tempermental weather and/or tempermental performer.  PIER 39, Owen Baker-Flynn, his subsidiaries and his sponsors can not possibly be held responsible for any damages you may suffer or incur because you took the day off work, hired a babysitter, got into an argument with the cab driver who drove you,  were accosted by some street mime, got caught up in another San Francisco protest (Over who knows what!) march, when all you wanted to do was see me at PIER 39 and then I wasn't even there even though my website says I'll be there!**

** Not that that's happened.***

*** That I know of.


July 2008

    I won't be accepting any engagements in July that pay less then one million dollars. My wife and I are celebrating our 20th anniversary, our 30 years of friendship, and her 50th birthday in Europe. However for a million dollars, my wife will understand if I have to slip away for a few days.

August 2008
August 5: Action Plus Primary School
                San Jose, CA
                     10:30 am

August 5: Fremont Public Library-Niles Branch
                     150 I Street
                     Fremont, CA
                     2pm

August 6: Fremont Public Library
                     4825 GreenPark Drive
                     2 pm

August 7: Sacramento Public Library-Valley Hi Branch
                     6351 Mack Road
                      Sacramento, CA
                      4 pm

August 9 and 10:  Childrens Fairyland
                                     699 Bellevue Avenue
                                     Oakland, CA
                                     1:30 and 2:30 pm

August 11: Castro Valley Public Library
                       Castro Valley, CA
                       2 pm

August 13: Fairfield Public Library
                        1150 Kentucky Street
                        Fairfield, CA
                        3:30 pm

August 30 and 31: Millbrae Art and Wine Festival
                                      Millbrae, CA
                                      Family Stage
                                      Times TBA